This was currently that magic point in the cycle before the party broke apart spectacularly into mass violence.—The Twelfth Chapter (Page 106-112)
Sky Pirates! or the Eyes of the Schirron is a novel written by Dave Stone. Released in 1995, it is the fourtieth novel in Virgin's Doctor Who New Adventures series and features the Doctor and company being stranded in the mysterious System.
Characters[]
- Seventh Doctor
- Bernice Summerfield
- Roz Forrester
- Chris Cwej
- Nathan li Shao - a somewhat infamous human pirate captain
- Leetha t'Zhan - a Anean Seku who joins the expedition to find the Eyes
- Kiru - Nathan's second-in-command
- Sgloomi Po - a Sloathe rescued by Roz and Chris
- Solan - an extremely obese human who runs most businesses on Sere
- Six - a Rubri Polymorph who serves in Nathan's pirate crew
- Mama Roca - a frog-like being who runs a house of ill repute
- The Most Elevated and Puissant Kraator Xem - the ostensible leader of the Sloathes
- Sekor Dom Sloathe - effectively, Kraator's vizier
- The Charon - the last survivor of its race which lurks at the center of the System
- Trenkor Lep - the captain of a Sloathe freighter
- Yani - an Anean pygmy and a member of the Schirron Dream's crew
- Kai-hatuda-puki-ani-heh - a native of Aneas encountered by the crew of the Schirron Dream while crossing the Anacon
- Hoch - a Reklonian member of the crew of the Schirron Dream
- Goma - an Elysian member of the crew with a prosthetic hand
- Mr. Glome - a degenomancer hired by Solan
- The eating thing - one of the Charon's creations
- An Tleki - a Sloathe prisoner administrator
- Lokar Pan - the commander of the Sloathe fleets
- Mr. Pelt - an extremely depraved mercenary who briefly joins Nathan's crew
- Holf and Laseem - two prisoners of the Sloathes in a relationship who die shortly after arriving on Reklon
- Pon Fuki Gek - a Sloathe consumed by what once was Trenkor Lep
- Wolsey
Publisher's summary[]
Avast, ye scurvies!
Hoist the mainbrace, splice the anchor and join the Doctor and Benny for the maiden voyage of the good ship Schirron Dream, as it ventures into the fungral dark of air spaces occupied by the Sloathes - those villainous slimy evil shapeshifting monsters of utter and unmitigated evil that have placed a system under siege!
Watch Roslyn Forrester and Chris Cwej have a rough old time of it in durance vile! Meet the intrepid Captain Li Shao, and the beautiful if somewhat single-minded Sun Samurai Leetha t'Zhan! Roast on the dunes of Prometheus, swelter in the foetid jungles of Anea, swim with the Obi-Amphibians of Elysium and freeze off inconvenient items of anatomy on the ice wastes of Reklon in an apparently doomed search for the Eyes of the Schirron, the magickal jewels that will either save the system or destroy it utterly!
Who will live? Who will die? Will the Doctor ever play the harmonium again? All these questions and many more will be answered within the coruscating, fibrillating pages of ... Sky Pirates!
Summary[]
The Prologue[]
Within a hermetically-sealed environment known as "the System" lies the mysterious Planet X. This planet is not a native of the System but is a wandering planet which found its way in-between the four Wanderers within the System. From out of this Planet came the Sloathes, who began to infest the System and steal all of its resources. Though this is a great threat to the System, a greater threat is a discontinuity in the orbits of the Wanderers which threatens to completely destroy the System. This greatly angers Kraator Xem, the leader of the Sloathes. After watching over the Wanderers as various lesser Sloathes consume each other, Kraator Xem's two right-"hand" Sloathes (Sekor Dom and Lokar Pan) meet with the Most Elevated and Puissant Sloathe. The three discuss the invasion of the "green planet" which has been held up by an aboriginal Sun cult which has managed to survive Sloathe bombardment for ten years. Kraator Xem demands that Lokar Pan make the members of the Sun cult "stop pretending to move". Once Lokar Pan leaves, Kraator Xem snares a lesser Sloathe and eats the creature.
Canto First: A Sudden Arrival[]
The First Chapter[]
In Rakath (the last of the Anean Dirigible cities to survive the Sloathe invasion), the Sun-Samurai host a mock-ritual to "find" their "Chosen One". After ritualistically playing hide-and-seek, the high priest Kimon finds a young Anean Seku named Leetha t'Zhan in a chest. Leetha then drags Kimon to her space travel-capable biplane and departs Anea to start a quest for the Eyes. As they leave, the Dirigible cities are destroyed and they are watched by a mysterious figure.
The Second Chapter[]
Shortly after joining the TARDIS to escape the fallout of the conspiracy within the Adjudicator's Guild, Roz joins the Doctor and Benny in an expedition through the TARDIS' rooms. This eventually brings the three of them to a large jungle-like area with a ziggurat at its center. While the Doctor and Benny lounge around, Roz floats on a raft in a fish pond and thinks over recent events until she is found by a lizard creature.
The Third Chapter[]
Shortly after leaving Anea, Kimon and Leetha are captured by a Sloathe freighter. They are kept in a polyp for several weeks (with Kimon's will to live being seemingly destroyed) before the captain of the freighter summons them and demands that they explain the Holy Book that Kimon brought with him. Unbeknownst to anyone on the freighter, they are being followed through the Ring by a freighter belonging to the infamous pirate Nathan li Shao. Before boarding the Sloathe freighter, Nathan demands that his crew do not loot the ship or murder any hostages kept within its bowels. This proclamation is made largely towards one Mr. Pelt.
The Fourth Chapter[]
The lizard-being is revealed to be Chris Cwej - who woke up in the body with no knowledge of how this happened. According to the Doctor, the TARDIS attempted to stop the effects of the Hithis ship from causing massive damage to Chris' body-beppled form. Though the TARDIS accidentally gave Chris this new body, the Doctor is able to return Chris to a human form (sans clothes, which greatly embarrases Chris). The Doctor then reveals that he plans to take a vacation but is interrupted by what appears to be a distress call. Once inside the TARDIS' console room, the three humans see conflicting versions of a ship under attack. The Doctor realizes that it is a trap and attempts to stop the TARDIS from following the signal. Unfortunately, he is too late and the TARDIS materializes right in the center of a reality bomb.
The Fifth Chapter[]
After the captain Trenkor Lep rips off one of Kimon's ears and prepares to feed him to a tub of Sloathe young, the Promethean lapses out of his metabolic dormancy and attacks Sekor. Though this gives Leetha enough time to escape Sekor with the Holy Book, the Promethean is killed and consumed by the young. While Sekor hunts down Leetha, its freighter is attacked by Nathan's ship while it is still within the Ring. This exposes Leetha to a massive amount of hallucinogenic substances before she is found by a member of Nathan's crew. Unfortunately, this is Mr. Pelt - who shoots at Leetha before asking if she "wishes to breed".
The Sixth Chapter[]
While searching through the depths of the ship, Nathan and Kiru realize that its captain - along with Mr. Pelt - has gone missing. Before Mr. Pelt can commit unspeakable horrors to Leetha, he is shot through the head by Li Shao. While Kiru gives Leetha a respirator, Nathan finds Pelt's Reklonian companion and begins choking him as punishment for not watching over Pelt. While trying to convince Nathan not to kill the Reklonian, Kiru notices an odd section of wall. This "wall" reveals itself to be Trenkor Lep - who attacks the assembled pirates.
The Seventh Chapter[]
Unbeknownst to Leetha, her quest for the Eyes has been watched over by a mysterious ancient creature which lurks at the center of the System. This creature is enraged by the possible death of Leetha at the hand of the Sloathes. Unfortunately for this creature, its powers have wained to such an extent that it has little influence over the System proper. As such, it is forced to root through the surroundings of the System and grab a creation of its species' destroyers which it finds tumbling and spinning through the void and throw it at Trenkor.
After the TARDIS is caught in the reality bomb's explosion, the console room loses all notion of gyroscopic function. While Benny, Roz, and Chris are flung about the room as it spins, the Doctor manages to cling to the console while screaming in agony. By the time Benny reaches the Doctor he stops screaming but has lapsed into a delirious state. While the Doctor is still in this delirious state, the TARDIS materializes.
The Eighth Chapter[]
Right before Trenkor (who has become nigh-animalistic after feasting on the flesh of the freighter) can kill Leetha or Nathan, the TARDIS smashes through hir body. Though this does not kill Trenkor, it does take hir out of commission for a brief moment. The TARDIS is immensely damaged - its form not even vaguely resembling a police box. First the still-delirious Doctor steps out and briefly points his umbrella at Nathan before fainting. He is closely followed by Benny - who remains lucid for a brief moment before coming under the influence of the Ring's atmosphere and fainting - before the TARDIS vanishes.
While Nathan readies his crew to leave the freighter before it vanishes, Kraator Xem notices the theft from one of hir freighters and is enraged by the mere concept of someone taking from hir. Hir is only calmed by Sekor Dom, who reveals that the crew of the ship plan to return to Sere and that hir has contacts within the asteroid. Deeper within Planet X, the TARDIS materializes - with Chris and Roz stepping outside almost immediately after this. After watching the TARDIS begin to heal itself, the two begin to explore Planet X (with Roz being disturbed by her surroundings while Chris finds Planet X "neat" and "weird").
Deep within the System, the creature which grabbed the TARDIS now begins to reflect on the immediate aftermath of this decision. Though it knew about the Time Lord within, it did not know about that Time Lord's companions. It considers this an extremely minor setback and prepares itself to begin its plans now that "its pawns" are now in place.
Canto Second: A Question of Finance[]
The Ninth Chapter[]
While Nathan's ship disembarks from the freighter and starts voyaging towards Sere, Six repairs the lungs of Leetha and the two TARDIS crewmembers. While Six is working on Leetha, the Anean wakes up. This leads Six to accidentally use a "sting" which makes their form resemble Leetha's worst fears. This just happens to be an extremely warped view of Nathan li Shao (whom Leetha heard extremely blood-curdling stories about when she was young). This is followed by Benny waking up and the real Nathan li Shao visiting them. Upon learning that she is in the presence of Nathan li Shao, Leetha attacks the pirate captain (making him leave the room) and attempts to inform Benny of his numerous atrocities through an Anean song (something which brings Benny to the brink of developing psychomanipulative powers). When the Doctor awakens, Leetha resumes her song to inform the Doctor about Nathan.
The Tenth Chapter[]
After cutting down a wall, Chris and Roz find themselves face-to-face with a horde of Sloathes. The sheer inhumanity of the Sloathes causes Roz to fire on them before they are captured and brought to a cell filled with various other prisoners captured by the Sloathes. Meanwhile, as the Sloathes launch a new fleet of freighters, the remains of Trenkor Lep begin to stir.
The Eleventh Chapter[]
Shortly after Nathan's crew arrive on the asteroid of Sere, they ditch Leetha, the Doctor, and Benny. While the three find employment at the brothel of one Mama Roca (with Benny becoming a cleaner and waiter while the Doctor begins playing a harmonium), Nathan (along with Six) requests an audience with the mover-and-shaker Solan. Upon getting this audience, Nathan reveals that he plans to reopen the trade routes between Sere and the Wanderers which were destroyed by the Sloathes. Though Solan believes that this is a futile expedition, he agrees to finance it. Once Nathan leaves, he asks for one "Mr. Glome" to follow Nathan around.
The Twelfth Chapter[]
While Benny is somewhat happy with her job as a cleaner in Mama Roca's establishment, she is extremely worried that the society of Sere is on the cusp of collapsing into anarchic chaos. These fears are seemingly concerned when Benny is assaulted by some of the mercenaries that Nathan hired (with this assault only being broken up when Leetha kills two of the mercenaries). These fears are seemingly shared by Leetha and, shortly after this assault, Leetha reveals that she has found passage out of Sere.
The Thirteenth Chapter[]
At first, Roz only knows her fellow prisoners by their voices and assumes them to be roughly human. Soon, though, "night" within their cell ends and Roz finds that many of the prisoners are members of the non-human species living within the System. Due to her xenophobic tendencies, Roz is somewhat disturbed by this. Soon, she and Chris are made to sort through the various objects collected by them and find whatever suits their "daily" aesthetic tastes. During one of the prisoners' food breaks, Roz discovers a group of prisoners who are trying to escape by digging a tunnel out of their cell and (once they finish this monumental task) hijacking a Sloathe freighter. So far, the group has had very little luck with this. Despite this, Roz begins formulating a plan of escape with Chris - which involves finding the TARDIS.
The Fourteenth Chapter[]
Using the psychic skills of a degenomancer named Mr. Glome, Solan figures out that Nathan has other motives than rebuilding trade routes throughout the System. Meanwhile, Nathan buys a mysterious ship known as the Schirron Dream and has the feeling that the ship is subtly influencing him and his crew. He begins putting out fliers to find a new crew for the ship - which Leetha finds. Not knowing who is captaining the ship, Leetha decides to join its crew and brings Benny and the Doctor with her. Upon finding out who captains the Schirron Dream, Leetha attempts to kill him but is stopped by Benny. The Doctor convinces Nathan to let the three of them join their crew (though this is not due to his skills as a hero but due to his skills as a chef) but before they can officially joined, they are found by Solan and held hostage.
The Fifteenth Chapter[]
While Solan (who has secretly been communicating with Sekor Dom Sloathe) is able to hold Nathan hostage for a brief moment, the Doctor uses an extremely comedic stratagem to drive Mr. Glome into a psychotic break and stop Solan from shooting anyone while Nathan and his new crew members escape. While running down the street towards the Schirron Dream, Benny thinks over the character of the Doctor and remembers an extremely nihilistic essay on cartoons she wrote when she was 15. Soon, the new crew reaches their ship and departs Sere right before Solan's enforcers can catch up with them.
The Sixteenth Chapter[]
After several days plotting their escape with the group of escapees, Roz and Chris attempt to escape in a staged riot. Though they manage to escape their cell and reach the tunnels in which the TARDIS lurks in, they are stricken by an extremely debilitating illness and are captured by the Sloathes. They are brought before an administrator named An Tleki who creates a syringe from hir body and promises to do something that will make sure that Roz and Chris never attempt to escape again.
The Seventeenth Chapter[]
While Nathan thinks over his upcoming quest to hunt for the Eyes of the Schirron (something that he thinks will be a suicide mission), Solan calls him on the Dream's radio and reveals that a fleet of Sloathes are en route to Sere and that a Sloathe freighter is on an intercept course towards him. Shortly after this, the Doctor activates the Dream's engines fully - letting it blast through the Ring and the fleet - and its simulated gravity. Once Benny and Leetha fully recover from suddenly being smashed to the floor, the Doctor reveals that the Dream is en route to Nathan's homeworld of Prometheus and shows them the System. The clockwork nature of the System shocks Benny, who was "expecting more of the same old balls".
Meanwhile, the being which was once was Trenkor Lep crashes onto Planet X after several months spent falling towards it. Despite having a large part of its body burnt in entry, the remains of Trenkor continue to twitch.
Canto Third: After the Rains[]
The Eighteenth Chapter[]
As the Sloathes invade Sere, they systematically wipe out every single inhabitant they find. Only a few people living on Sere survive this invasion. During the invasion, Solan is captured and brought before Sekor Dom. Though it seems as though the Sloathes will kill Solan, the odious kingpin is able to convince Sekor that he will bring the Sloathes the Eyes of the Schirron.
Within Planet X, as Roz and Chris adjust to having Sloathe microspores (with these slowly eating each other until one is left to eat its way out of their bodies if a Sloathe does not inject them with more microspores) within them, the Sloathes begin herding all of their prisoners onto ships leaving Planet X.
On the icy Wanderer of Reklon, an ice-worm encounters something odd and ages to death. Meanwhile, on Anea, a swampwater bloater discovers it can walk on land. Along with this, a small globe falls to the ground on the watery Wanderer of Elysium.
The Nineteenth Chapter[]
While the Doctor is made into the Schirron Dream's chef, Bernice becomes its master-at-arms. After showing one of the crew how a piece of weaponry works, Benny speaks with Leetha about her less-than-friendly attitude - largely due to her extreme paranoia about Captain li Shao. Meanwhile, Kiru begins to look through Kimon's notes. During this examination, he is found by the Doctor. The two discuss the Eyes (whose signifigance Kiru does not believe in) and Nathan's character. At the same time, Benny and Leetha look through the Book and come across passages detailing the "Valley of the Scorpions of Glass". This soon devolves into a discussion of the psychology of deserts and urban warfare.
The Twentieth Chapter[]
On Planet X, a Sloathe named Pon Fuki Gek discovers what appears to be a cluster of enticing objects. While Pon examines the objects, hir is consumed by the remains of Trenkor Lep.
While the Sloathe freighters arrive on Reklon, they are shot at by a local revolutionary group. While their freighter is not directly hit, Roz and Chris' freighter crashes to the ground. This causes several prisoners to be crushed to death and Roz to be briefly trapped underneath some rubble before she is rescued by a prisoner. Unfortunately, she is found by a member of the extremely antagonistic revolutionaries (who have been killing the Sloathes and their prisoners) who kills the prisoner who rescued Roz. Before the revolutionary can do anything to Roz, he is killed by Cwej (who has geared up with weaponry stolen from revolutionaries). The two decide to escape and find an injured Sloathe in a pile of corpses. Roz decides to take the Sloathe due to the Sloathe microspores coursing through her and Chris' veins.
The Twenty-First Chapter[]
As the brief flood season on Prometheus ends and the native tribes briefly pause their constant wars to celebrate this, the Schirron Dream arrives on Nathan li Shao's home Wanderer. Almost immediately after arriving, Benny and Leetha set off on a voyage to find the Valley of the Scorpions of Glass. During this voyage, Benny begins to feel the effects of something known as "Rojahama's Song-and-Dance". Soon, the Schirron Dream flies over Benny and Leetha's heads and lands near them - killing their elderly ponies through fright. Shortly after this, Leetha learns that Kiru has Kimon's notes and becomes extremely enraged. Before this can happen, Benny succumbs to the Song-and-Dance and every member of the Dream's crew performs a large musical number.
Once this ends, Benny (who does not want to go through another song-and-dance routine ever again) is looked after by the Doctor while Leetha, Kiru, and Nathan (whose tensions have seemingly been quelled by the musical number) discuss the hunt for the Eyes. While speaking with the Doctor, Benny learns that most of Leetha's tales were spread by Nathan himself as a way to bolster his image after arriving on Sere.
The Twenty-Second Chapter[]
Due to the lack of their captives, the Sloathe's thought-processes (which are extremely dependent on the company of non-Sloathes) degrade into extremely simplistic gibbering. This makes them easy prey for the creature that was once Trenkor.
Meanwhile, after escaping the revolutionaries, Roz, Chris, and their Sloathe companion Sgloomi Po traverse the icy wastes of Reklon. Shortly after discovering a diary belonging to a dead explorer, the three are found by a Snata.
The Twenty-Third Chapter[]
By the next morning, Nathan (who claims to have been raised by a Shi Noor after being found in an asteroid) and Leetha set off on an expedition to the Valley. Though they intend to go alone, they are quickly found by the Doctor and Six. After the Doctor offers Nathan and Leetha "sweets" that ward off the various horrible creatures lurking within the Valley, the four descend into its depths. After some time, Nathan finds himself mystically warped away to a blazing desert where he is attacked by ubercapitalistic jackals.
Around this time, Benny discovers that the Doctor has left on an expedition without her. Though she initially intends on finding the Doctor, Kiru is able to convince her to not to go by repeating a warning that the Doctor gave him. As such, the two examine diagrams of the traps which lay within the temple of Ankara-Ha-Ha on Anea.
Before the jackals can kill Nathan, he finds himself spirited away to the clutches of the degenomancers of Rubri. This soon ends and is revealed by the Doctor to have been caused by Six using his sting to push Leetha and Nathan out of a psychic cantrap (which caused the visions of the jackals in the desert). The four travel through various extremely surreal and brutal hallucinations caused by the psychic cantrap before coming across a utopian garden. Before Leetha can eat from this garden, the Doctor stops her and reminds her of passages from the Book describing this garden as being a false paradise. The extremely decrepit true nature of the "utopia" is revealed before a pedestal with one of the Eyes sitting on it. After throwing Nathan out of the way, Leetha grabs the Eye - causing unearthly energy to flow over her body before the Doctor grabs it from her. Leetha falls unconscious and awakens to find that the Doctor has wrapped copper wire around the Eye. The four then leave and are found by Benny and Kiru.
The Twenty-Fourth Chapter[]
While "Trenkor" flows through the tunnels of Planet X and consumes every Sloathe it finds, Roz and Chris are shoved into burlap sacks by the very last of the Snatas. The abhorravore drags the two humans into its lair and shoves them in cages. Before it can return and feed off of their fear, the two notice an odd and slimy member of the Snata's animal workforce.
Canto Fourth: The Ripple Effect[]
The Twenty-Fifth Chapter[]
While the Dream approaches Aneas, Benny finds the Doctor levitating while examining the Promethean Eye. After Benny breaks his levitatitve state, the Doctor discusses the true nature of the System with Benny.
Soon, the Dream reaches Aneas. While the ship (along with Kiru and Six) stays in orbit to detect any Sloathe ships approaching, most of the crew begins crossing the mighty Anacon river on longboats. While doing this, they encounter an Anean "pygmy" fleeing from something and bring him on board the ship. The Doctor (alongside Yani, who vaguely understands the Anean's speech) performs surgery on the Anean to heal his wounds. When the pygmy (whose name is Kai) awakens, Yani tells him to be careful as the "Magic Man" (or, presumably, the Doctor) lurks nearby. Yani reveals that the nearby area is controlled by tribes of dwarves under the control of an "eating thing". Soon, these tribes begin firing on the longboats with primitive (yet still somewhat lethal) weaponry. Nathan is driven to a nigh-blinding battle rage by this and jumps out of the longboat he's in. While the pirate captain is able to kill most of the attacking Aneans, he is soon found by the extremely hideous eating thing and trips before he can attack it.
The Twenty-Sixth Chapter[]
The odd animal is revealed to be Trenkor - who breaks Chris and Roz out of their cages. While the animal workforce attempt an attack on the escaping prisoners, Roz is able to fire at them with stolen weaponry. The three escape the Snata's workshop but the Snata hunts them down in a carriage driven by flying reindeer. Before it can do anything to them, Sgloomi warps into a cannon and kills the Snata.
The three trudge through the desolate icy wastes of Reklon for several days. Right before they consider eating the flesh of the Snata (which would kill at least Roz and Chris due to the concentrated fear held within it), they find a group of penguins whom they befriend. While with the penguins, Sgloomi warps hir body into a tent for Roz and Chris and begins to show signs of becoming more "human". While Roz is skeptical of this and still vaguely believes that Sgloomi will betray her and Chris to the Sloathes, Sgloomi believes that hir has become conscious forever. A few days later, the three notice Sloathe ships moving nearby.
The Twenty-Seventh Chapter[]
After being dragged away by the eating thing, Nathan awakes to find himself tied to a post with leg gashed open and a tube put inside the wound for the thing to feast on his blood. The eating thing soon emerges but before it can feast on his blood it is killed by Leetha throwing Nathan's sword into its brain. While the creature dies, the tube is yanked out of Nathan's leg but he is able to fashion a makeshift tourniquet before he bleeds to death. He awakens several hours later and discovers that the other explorers have already found the Anean Eye.
According to Benny, the explorers established peaceful talks with the slaves of the eating thing and only discovered the temple of Ankara-Ha-Ha. They found that the eating thing's ship had crashed into the temple and that it had stolen the Eye. Fortunately, they found that the Eye was still within the eating thing's ship (which strangely resembles the Schirron Dream).
The Twenty-Eighth Chapter[]
While the Sloathes excavate Reklon with slaves and massive heat rays (frequently causing mass deaths among the various slaves), the "Escape Committee" attempt to use their newly-gained tools to build a tunnel. While doing this, they find them themselves slowly aging and are soon killed by an unusual temporal anomaly. Their corpses are found by Solan and Sekor Dom - revealing that they were killed by the Reklonian Eye. Upon finding the Eye, the two set off in pursuit of the Schirron Dream.
Meanwhile, while Kraator is observing the Wanderers and getting increasingly angry at the destruction of the various "nice things" on them hir finds hir body being consumed by the creature that was once Trenkor.
The Twenty-Ninth Chapter[]
Soon, the crew of the Dream arrive on the watery Wanderer of Elysium. While approaching the citadel of Marloon, the Doctor discusses his suspicions about the true nature of what is going on with Benny. Soon, the crew arrives at the abandoned citadel and split up. While Benny is quickly found by Sloathes, the rest of the crew are held hostage by Solan and Sekor. They reveal that they have the Reklonian Eye - and the Elysian Eye, which Solan gained eight years previously. The crew are forced into becoming Sekor's prisoners, with an Elysian named Goma being forced to carry one of the Eyes alongside the Doctor. Meanwhile, Benny is brought onto a Sloathe freighter alongside Kiru and Six (who has disguised itself as a Sloathe). Though Benny assumes that Six is working for the Sloathes, it is revealed that the polymorph is actually working with Sgloomi Po.
Meanwhile, the creature that was once Trenkor merges with Planet X on a biological level after consuming every single Sloathe within it. Simply by experimenting with morphing its new form, this new creature discovers it can move its immense body around and begins to float in search of new prey.
Canto Last: Falling Together[]
The Penultimate Chapter[]
Led by Sekor Dom Sloathe, the Sloathe fleets begin to fly towards the Sun of the System (which legends state are where the Eyes should be placed). While within the hold of the Schirron Dream (which has been taken over by Solan and his Sloathes), the Doctor fumes over the needless death of Goma - aged to death by the temporal energies of the Eye she was holding. He reveals to Leetha that the Chosen (which include herself and Nathan li Shao) are only minutely immune to the effects of the Eyes. Soon, Nathan is brought back to the hold from the bridge. Leetha initially assumes that Nathan has been working with the Sloathes but the Doctor reveals that Nathan has been working for him to see if he can take over the ship from the Sloathes. Unfortunately, Nathan finds he is unable to do this so the Doctor reveals Plan B - to use bombs placed around the Dream to destroy it before it can reach the Sun.
Meanwhile, the various Sloathes within the ship that Sgloomi has taken over are captured and taught to reach sentience. Though a few outliers remain, most learn this gift. While discussing this with Benny and Roz, Six reveals that hir is actually a Sloathe who had been rescued by the polymorphs and lived amongst them for years.
Unbeknownst to anyone else in the Sloathe fleets, they are being closely followed by the now-mobile Planet X - which shoots towards the Sun at an extremely rapid pace.
The Ultimate Catastrophe[]
Hours into the voyage of the Dream towards the now-darkening Sun, Sekor attempts to get Nathan to fly the ship into orbit around the Sun by starting to kill the hostages. Pushed to his breaking point, the Doctor has Nathan activate the bombs. Unfortunately, Solan deactivated them several hours previously. Before any more hostages can be killed, the creature within the center of the Sun sends out a beam of energy that "activates" the Schirron Dream. While most of the Sloathes are killed, the non-Sloathes (alongside Sekor) are left alive as the Dream tumbles towards the Sun.
Within the Sloathe freighter, Sgloomi captures the captain of the freighter and finishes the mutiny. After placing An Tleki into a cage, Sgloomi takes hir place as captain of the ship. Before Sgloomi can do anything, something bumps into the freighter. This something is presumably the recently-arrived Planet X/Trenkor hybrid - which begins feasting on the Sloathe fleet immediately after arriving. While Sgloomi initially attempts to avoid this creature, Roz realizes that the TARDIS is still inside of Planet X.
Once on the surface of the Sun, the creature at its center influences Solan and Sekor and has them bring it the Eyes. They are closely followed by the rest of the crew (minus a few injured) who wish to stop the two beings from using the Eyes. During this pursuit, Leetha stops the Doctor and demands explanations from him. The Doctor reveals the true nature of the System - a construct of the last member of a race destroyed by the Time Lords known as the Charons which should be absolutely inimical to humanoid lifeforms but, through the sheer power of humour, is now immune. Unfortunately, this pause allows Solan and Sekor to reach the center of the Sun. Upon meeting the last of the Charons and handing over the Eyes, they are killed.
After flying into Planet X, the crew of the freighter frantically run to the TARDIS - finding Wolsey the cat inside of it - while being chased by the internals of Planet X. Though it seems hopeless as the TARDIS has weapons, Six realizes that there is something hir can do - sacrifice hirself by stinging the TARDIS. Upon doing this, the TARDIS blasts Six with the energies of the Eye of Harmony - while Six is being consumed by Planet X.
Once inside the Charon's "orrery", the Doctor sets about sabotaging its internals. Though the Doctor is vaguely aware of the Charon's presence, it still manages to surprise him and nearly crush him and his "companions". Immediately after this, the Charon envelops the Doctor in the energies of the Eyes and begins tearing his bodies away from him. While this is going on, Leetha, Nathan, and a Reklonian named Hoch pull out three of the Eyes. Though Hoch wishes to sacrifice himself and take out the final Eye, he is stopped by Nathan. Both Nathan and Leetha then pull out the Eye.
While this is going on, the Charon slowly tears the Doctor's forms away from itself - making the Doctor (perceptible only to Yani, who is driven into a catatonic state by this) larger and larger until he dwarfs the Sun. Soon, the Doctor grows tired of this and opens a chanel of communications with the Charon - offering it whatever it wants. Shortly after giving the Charon this thing, the Doctor tells his "companions" to flee as the orrery begins to fall apart. With Hoch carrying the unconscious Yani, the grouped System-natives find the Schirron Dream. Nathan hails it and (after a brief moment where he assumes that the ship will no longer work due to its nature as a construct of the Charon) boards it along with the rest of the crew. They are closely followed by the Doctor (whose presence causes Yani to return into her catatonic state). This is closely followed by the orrery finally collapsing - along with the entirety of the System, which is made into a more conventional solar system.
The Epilogue[]
In the aftermath of this, two hundred thousand beings survive. This includes the crew of the Schirron Dream along with the TARDIS' occupants. Shortly after this, Sgloomi makes a serum which neutralizes the tiny Sloathes within Chris and Roz and the occupants of the TARDIS depart.
Worldbuilding[]
Prologue[]
- The System is a "perfect gaseous globe, encapsulated by an electrostatic Möbeus bubble-shell, through which the four high-density Wanderers spin around the Sun".
- The homeworld of the Sloathes, Planet X is not native to the System but is a wandering planet which entered into the System "millennia ago [due to] some long-forgotten catastrophe". Its surface is made of basalt and pockmarked with volcanic craters. Extremely strong winds constantly blow on its surface.
- Sloathes are a hermaphroditic race native to Planet X. Their main goal in life is to collect various objects from other planets. They have the ability to warp their own bodies and take on extremely surreal forms. Despite this, they are said to lack generative creativity and their forms almost always are based around objects or beings that they have seen before.
- The Sloathes believe that most (if not all) other life is simply pretending to move around and show signs of life.
- When not morphing their body, Sloathes resemble soft and scaly obloids.
- Only Sloathes larger or the same size as a large dog are sentient. Those below this size spend their days consuming each other in the depths of Planet X.
The First Chapter[]
- Anea is a jungle-world with one massive river (known as the Anacon River) which splits into a "almost vascular maze". The Anacon River has long gone stagnant and the jungles of Anea formed from this.
- Rakath is one of the Dirigible cities of Anea. It is home to a group known (roughly) as the Sun-Samurai, who were the last Anean survivors of the Sloathe assaults.
- While battling the Sloathes, the Sun-Samurai use biplanes.
The Second Chapter[]
- While in the TARDIS' ziggurat room, the Doctor listens to a recording of Mr. George Formby.
- One of the Navaho's mythical figures is a being known as "Nayenezgani". This mythical hero "protected the world from the forces of destruction".
- The TARDIS' "ziggurat room" is a reconstruction of a jungle with a ziggurat and a fish pond within it. It is most likely part of its memory-banks.
- Shortly after joining the TARDIS, Roz found the Doctor "three feet off the floor, juggling four variecoloured balls of blinding plasma and singing to himself an insane little song about a grackle, in three voices, simultaneously."
The Third Chapter[]
- Between the orbits of Aneas and Elysium is a massive Ring of extremely small silicate fragments and hallucinogenic gas.
- Sloathe ships are built from the bodies of the few Sloathes with mental deformities after these Sloathes are grown to massive proportions.
- While within their freighters, the prisoners of the Sloathes are kept in polyps.
The Fourth Chapter[]
- Within the heart of the Horsehead Nebula lies one of the last functioning reality bombs.
The Fifth Chapter[]
to be added
Continuity[]
In-universe[]
- While in the TARDIS' ziggurat room, Roz remembers the events of the previous novel.
- The "reality bomb" was created by a race destroyed by the Time Lords during one of their Time Wars. These ancient Wars are also mentioned in Stone's novel Heart of TARDIS, Lance Parkin's novel The Infinity Doctors, and Andy Lane's short story River of Time. The Eternal War (first mentioned in State of Decay), the extermination of the Racnoss (mentioned in The Runaway Bride and shown in Scott Handcock's audio drama Empire of the Racnoss), and the war with the Order of the Black Sun (shown in Alan Moore's comics Black Sun Rising, 4-D War, and Star Death) are examples of these Wars.
- The reality bomb makes Chris see a ship under attack by the Daleks. Though Chris never encountered the Daleks before this, he watched reconstructions of the Third Dalek War as a child. This war was first mentioned in John Peel's novelization of The Chase (though it retroactively first appeared in Death to the Daleks).
- The Doctor is shown to be able to levitate. He first demonstrated this ability in the comic Levitation.
- While in a delirious state, the Doctor mentions K9, Jamie McCrimmon, and (not by name but by scream) Victoria Waterfield.
- The idea of the Time Lords wiping an entire species out of existence simply because it was possible that they could threaten their hegemony is brought up against in Gary Russell and Alan Barnes' audio drama Zagreus. Somewhat similar events are shown in Genesis of the Daleks and described in State of Decay.
- Benny's desire to avoid musicals reappears in Dave Stone's audio drama The Worst Thing in the World. She sings before this in Paul Cornell's novel Oh No It Isn't!.
Author's[]
- Mr. Pelt was introduced in Stone's Judge Dredd short story Masquerade and had his first major appearance in Stone's Judge Dredd novel The Medusa Seed. He also appears in his Bernice Summerfield novel Oblivion, his Doctor Who novella Citadel of Dreams, and his Dark Future novel Golgotha Run (in the form of visions).
- Sloathes (besides Sgloomi Po) also appear in Stone's Bernice Summerfield novel Ship of Fools, his Armitage comic Bodies of Evidence, his Bernice Summerfield novella The Infernal Nexus, his Doctor Who novella Citadel of Dreams, and his Judge Dredd novel Psykogeddon.
See also[]
| Title | Author | Release date | Significance |
|---|---|---|---|
| Oblivion | Dave Stone | 1998 | Serves as something of a sequel to Sky Pirates! |
| The Slow Empire | Dave Stone | 2001 | By the same author. Shows a somewhat similar adventure through various fantastical worlds |
| Managra | Stephen Marley | 1995 | The debut Doctor Who novel of another Judge Dredd alumni. Shows a similarly madcap and fantastical society. |
| Down | Lawrence Miles | 1997 | Shows a postmodernistical adventure through the jungles of a fantastical world which defies the laws of physics |
| Burning Heart | Dave Stone | 1997 | By the same author. Shows similar apocalyptic themes. |
| The Resurrection Casket | Justin Richards | 2006 | Shows an adventure through a fantastical world with pirates and unusual technology |
| The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy | Douglas Adams | 1979 | Shows an adventure to various fantastical planets |
| Titan | John Varley | 1979 | Shows an adventure through a fantastical and comedic world |
| The Scarlet Empress | Paul Magrs | 1998 | A comedic and postmodern adventure showing the Doctor travelling to a bizarre world |
| The Pirate Loop | Simon Guerrier | 2007 | A comedic adventure showing the Doctor meeting pirates |
| The Colour of Magic | Tery Pratchett | 1983 | Shows an adventure in a fantastical world which defies the conventions of physics |
| Parasite | Jim Mortimore | 1994 | Similar apocalyptic themes |
| The Pit | Neil Penswick | 1993 | Similar apocalyptic themes. Includes details on an ancient Time Lord war. |
| Pandora in the Congo | Albert Sánchez Piñol | 2005 | This novel (possibly) mirrors the Aneas sections of Sky Pirates!, as both are pastiches of jungle adventure stories |
Sources[]
- Goodreads
- Google Books
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