I’ve got soccer practice everyday and games on weekends so i am required to touch grass daily

Not my backyard lookin like:

/hj so no i do not often touch grass bc it is usually pokey and you don’t know what’s creeping around in it.

(but if i visit somewhere w/ grass, allow me to take a day to sit and just pet it)

lowkey i don't touch grass

Grass is nice until it gives you a papercut